Auteur: DannyOosterveer

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Across from where? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Steve Holt! Well, what do…

Michael! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right….

Michael! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right….